A Game of Cat-n-Mouse
Most days we like to have a little play. One of our favourite games is Cat-n-Mouse. Today the little dust bunny cat chose his lime green catnip mouse.
The rules are pretty simple, I put the mouse into play by tossing it to the cat, generally it has to land under the dining table.
The cat then proceeds to kick, bite, and chew on the mouse. You get extra points for mouse tail biting.
Should the mouse be kicked out of bounds, the human must toss the mouse back into play.
The duration of the game is determined by the cat.
There is one very important final rule you MUST follow.
Under no circumstances ever try to take the mouse away from the Dust Bunny. Breaking this rule will result in injury and a penalty to the human player.